GodNut 3
GodNut: Excuse me Sir, can I talk to you about Jesus.
Me: Jesus who? I don't think I know anybody by the name of Jesus.
GodNut: [a bit taken aback] Jesus our savior, the son of God that created the universe and all life.
Me: [laughing] You really do have your facts wrong, his name's Thor.
GodNut: What?
Me: Thor son of Odin, Odin creator of man.
GodNut: Odin!? But that's just a myth.
Me: [Angrily] Myth! It's the truth! Listen mate don't you make fun of my religion or I'll pray to Thor to strike you down by CROM. Now leave me alone you pagan fool.
(Absolutely fantastic Jason, has to be one of the best thing you've posted)
Apr 7th